Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Deep Thoughts of a 10 Month Old

If I could hear the thoughts of my 10 month old, this is what she is thinking...



Do not go anywhere. I'm just going to keep pinching your leg to make sure you are still here.

Who is that crazy boy and why is he sitting on your lap? You are MY mommy.

Mommy, stay right here. Don't move and don't go anywhere. I just need to check out that little shiny peice of paper. Don't move!

I'm getting parched. Lift up your shirt woman.

I see you trying to get up and walk away. You will feel my wrath if you do. Do NOT leave me.

Who is this man that is always trying to hold me? He is not mommy.

Mommy, stay very still. I'm about to use your clothes and my razor sharp fingernails to pull myself up to a standing position. Stay very still because I need to do it at least 25 times.

Clap for me mommy. You're not looking at me. Clap. Clap I say.

I'm pretty happy here just holding my pencil eraser and spider man toy, spinning around and around and around on my butt. This feels so cool. Pivot. Pivot. Hee hee!

4 comments:

Linda @ My Trendy Tykes said...

I'd say that pretty much sums it up!

DEEP ....real DEEP

You forgot:
SNIFF
SNIFF
"Dude, What's that smell? and Why on earth is everyone staring at ME?"

NICO Designs said...

Great job in that description!

Cales said...

LOL!

Maggie Roe said...

You forgot the one where you are comfortably relaxing as you nurse the baby, having just shut your eyes so you can take a quick snooze while the sweet suckling takes place, with those little fingers sweetly tracing the outlines of your lips and nose and BAM, the razor sharp claws grab hold of your nose like it's a clown nose, blinking like a lighthouse visible to sailors off at sea, jolting you up, which in turn scares the baby out of his mind, sending you both into tears of horror.

Ever had that one?