Saturday, March 14, 2009

Are You a Bad Mutha?

It's time for me to purge myself of my mommy sins. It's cleansing time -mommy confession.

I've been know to feed my kids goldfish, ice cream and pretzels for dinner when the husbands gone.

I don't feed my baby organic baby food. She eats the "other" non-organic food.

I often forget to meet my 5 year old across the street after school. Luckily, some stranger mom has taken it upon herself to walk her across. Thanks, stranger mom.

I fear days off of school because I'll have all three of my kids. I can't even think of this summer.

During the winter, I only bathe my kids twice a week.

My daughter likes to wear the same socks repeatedly(for days and days) and I let her.

When the laundry backs up and my son has no underwear, I let him go "commando".

I just got a letter from the library saying they were going to send my info to a collection agency because I owe more than $25 in fines.

I don't make my daughter do her homework until Friday morning.

I've been know to lie about her completing books when she hasn't. Mind you, I'm a former elementary teacher.

I could go on and on but I should probably wake the baby up and feed her or something.

1 comment:

The POSHpreneur said...

I'm right there with ya on the baths twice a week in the just seems way too cold to torture them with a bath. lol