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Did you think toddlers were born with the innate techniques to completely stress their moms out? No, of course not. The most stressful toddlers are taught these stress techniques at Nanny Deprived Boot Camp! Reserve your child's spot today.
Enroll your toddler now for these exciting training camps:
How to Bite with Force- A three hour intensive course filled with great tips such as
- How to break skin
- The right way to grind your teeth once you've bit
- How to blame the bite on another child
- Stand in front of the door as mom tries to get everything in the car
- Find the busiest place in the kitchen to play as mom prepares dinner
- Know the exact stressful moment to demand to be held
- How to successfully arch their back while legs are lifted leaving only their head on the ground
- Correct twisting techniques to break mommy's ankle hold
- Where to reach and what to touch to really gross mommy out
- Tantrums on the Move - How to take off your shoe and throw it at mommy while driving
- Tantrums in Public - How to choose the perfect timing and location to really make an impact
- How to Twist the Knife - Ways to kick mom while she's down
Spots are limited. We at Nanny Deprived will strive to make your toddler the best they can be!
4 comments:
oh goodness i totally can relate. i have a two year old. enough said.
Though your boot camp sounds very informative, I think my 2 year old has mastered all of the above. But if you would like me to send her to you anyways...somedays I would be more than happy to ;)
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yes, my daughter demands to be held when I am grocery shopping. No riding in that cart for her!
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