Friday, May 29, 2009

Mommy Math

Some Mommy Equations for your enjoyment:

5 hours at the pool = 3 kids asleep before 6 pm.

3 kids + 2 dogs + 1 traveling husband = 1 exhausted mommy

3 meals a day X (1 baby + 1 toddler who eats anything + 1 Kindergartner who won't eat anything + 1 mom trying to loose weight + 1 dad trying to gain weight) = 15 separate meals a day cooked.

3 kids each wear an average of 2 outfits a day. 1 mommy wears two outfits a day due to babyspit. 1 Daddy wears 2 outfits a day. How many loads of laundry must be done a day to keep up? Answer: 14

If each of three kids can get out 1 toy every three minutes, how many toys are out after and hour? I can't answer because I'm too busy cleaning up toys.


Alaska-womom said...

Math is not my favorite subject, but your calculations make perfect sense to me. If i could underline in comments I'd underline NOT!

here is one for you
x=(5*365)(103% of at least 10)
Solve for X

just kidding-I know the answer but I'm too exhausted to share it.
Fun post.

Stacie said...

Love your blog! I found your blog from Top Mommy Blogger.

I've added your badge to my page and am now following you. Hope you'll do the same.

Loukia said...

Haha! This post was hilarous. Love your blog!

A Frugal Friend said...

Hi....I just found you on BlogHer and wanted to stop by. Thanks for making me chuckle. I've been there....well, still am with a toddler under my feet! :-)

Ruth said...

If I didn't know any better I'd think you were spying on me! These calculations fit my life perfectly. Who knew math could be so funny?