Naughty Kid Photo Contest Entry Page

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We don't want to see your cute kids...we want to see your naughty kids. Show us a time when you were truly "Nanny Deprived"!





HOW TO ENTER: Email one photo of your child during a naughty moment. Please include your name, email, and caption. If your photo is chosen to be in the contest it will stay on the Nanny Deprived Photo Contest page during the duration of the contest. Please email to: nannydeprived (at) gmail.com and write Photo Contest in the subject line.

HOW IT WORKS: A poll will be set up during the set contest time period and viewers will be able to vote for the best "Nanny Deprived" photo. The contestant with the most votes at the end of the contest time will be the winner.

WHAT YOU WIN: The winning parent will get their choice of a Nanny Deprived T-Shirt to properly flaunt the fact that they are indeed, Nanny Deprived. They will also get bragging rights that they have a truly naughty kid.

FINE PRINT: The contest dates will be set once we have enough pictures participating. After you enter, you'll receive an email with more information regarding voting, dates, prizes etc.

This contest will run from June 15th until July 6th. The winner will be the photo with the most votes on July 6th at noon EST (we can't stay up till midnight). The proud owner of the "Naughty Kid" will win their choice of a Nanny Deprived non-bling Mom T-shirt or a custom t-shirt made with the winning picture.

Glass Slippers Ain't so Shiny

Today I spent 45 minutes digging Georgia clay out of Cinderella's glass slippers.

Before I begin on my tangent I'd like to acknowledge my daughter who thought the plastic shoes would be the perfect foot ware for digging up worms. I'd also like to thank Disney World who decided it would be tons of fun to imprint the Pumpkin Carriage in tedious detail on the bottom of the glass slippers. I just love the hollow cylinders in the heel which are at least an inch deep. The dirt, clay and dog poop just fit in there so perfectly.

Of course I couldn't throw out the shoes which is what I really wanted to do. I know I probably was suckered into spending an arm and a leg for them. Of course we had to buy them to match the dress, tiara, earrings, and wand. No princess outfit is complete without them. And with a second daughter soon to be infatuated with Princesses I knew I had to keep digging away.

And so there I stood, with my tiny screwdriver and hot water, cursing myself for buying them and shooting dirty looks at my daughter who was oblivious. At least they are all shiny and ready for the next worm adventure.

Mommy Math

Some Mommy Equations for your enjoyment:


5 hours at the pool = 3 kids asleep before 6 pm.

3 kids + 2 dogs + 1 traveling husband = 1 exhausted mommy

3 meals a day X (1 baby + 1 toddler who eats anything + 1 Kindergartner who won't eat anything + 1 mom trying to loose weight + 1 dad trying to gain weight) = 15 separate meals a day cooked.

3 kids each wear an average of 2 outfits a day. 1 mommy wears two outfits a day due to babyspit. 1 Daddy wears 2 outfits a day. How many loads of laundry must be done a day to keep up? Answer: 14


If each of three kids can get out 1 toy every three minutes, how many toys are out after and hour? I can't answer because I'm too busy cleaning up toys.

I'd Like to Thank the Academy...

I've been awarded the One Fine Blog Award by these fine blogs:
Popular Baby Products
Marielynne Boutique Blog
Little Miss Julia Blog
Cool Stuff for Dads (I like to think of this website as my website's other half!)

I thank them for their generosity in thinking of me and my humble blog.

I'd like to take a moment to thank my super crazy kids for the motivation in my writing. I'd like to thank my husband for knocking me up to produce those kids who are the motivation of my writing. I'd like to thank my Dad for sending me to college where I met my husband who knocked me up and gave me my kids which are my motivation. I'll just stop there.

I would also like to thank my 38 followers! WOOT! I still have a special place in my heart for my original 6 who were there with me through thick and thin after my blog make-over recovery. It was a tough time and they were the most supportive group of strangers I'll ever not know. But I'm very pleased with all the great comments that fill my inbox from my followers. You all give me a chuckle every day!

I'm off to go think of something to write about. I feel a little haiku coming on...

Nanny Deprived Photo Contest

We are tired of cute kids plastered everywhere. We want to see the disgusting, naughty, angry and ugly kids. That's what being Nanny Deprived is all about.

This contest will run from June 15th until July 6th. The winner will be the photo with the most votes on July 6th at noon EST (we can't stay up till midnight). The proud owner of the "Naughty Kid" will win their choice of a Nanny Deprived non-bling Mom T-shirt or a custom t-shirt made with the winning picture.

Congratulations to Entry #3! The first winner of our contest! We will contact you shortly about your prize.

If you have a naughty kid picture and want to enter the next contest, please find all of the information here.

This contest is now over. Entry #3 was the winner with 75 votes!

Entry #1 Emily "I just hit the formula JACKPOT!"



Entry #2 Mackenzie "I don't see any paint."



Entry #3 Sarai "Ice cream makes great hair gel!"




Entry #4 Gum wrapped around neck! "I waited 4 years for this!"




Entry #5 Laura Mae "Self Haircut"



Entry #6 "Look Mama - Santa brought me a Sharpie for Christmas."




Entry #7 Logan "Caught Red Handed!"




Entry #8 "I just finished the laundry for you."

Feel free to vote daily! Be sure to enter your own picture here!




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